I have come baring good news.... I'm a father! My sea monkeys hatched. I am now the father of Earl, Duke, and Count. They are so small and wonderful my perfect children. Those are my only alive children. I also collect creepy antique clowns. 
I have two that I keep in my car and two that I keep in my apartment. (The two porcelain ones in my car are my favorite don't tell the others).
I also had my first set and even a second. They both went really well and were super fun! My car is still messed up because instead of fixing it I got one side of my nose pierced and I'm gonna get the other side pierced soon too. Who needs a perfectly working car when you have epic swag am I right ladies? I need to figure out more piercings to get instead of getting my rear light back. 
Another plan I have is to maybeeee get a tattoo at some point. I'd have to hide it for awhile but that's for future me to deal with. It would probably be something like the ones below! 
